Gather round kiddies! It’s time for another Results Blog! That’s
right – we here at The Go Game have played yet another bizarre and
twisted game for your viewing pleasure. For this bout, employees had to
choose a celebrity date for each of their co-workers. After all
submissions were in, we were emailed the celebrities that were selected
for us and asked to choose the person we would most like to be paired up
with. The winner was the person who successfully matched up the most
co-workers and famous peeps.
Luckily for everyone involved in this dating game, I have just
discovered this ground breaking computer program called ‘Photoshop.’
Here are the pretty couples below, in no particular order:
Erin chose the babalicious and hilarious Portia de Rossi as her celeb
date. Move over, Ellen, ’cause Erin is one tough cookie – she even has a
motorcycle helmet. I think they look great together (although nice neck
tanline, Erin), which is appropriate because I suggested the match.
Point for me!
Next up is my celebrity bohunk. I must say the pickins were slim. There
was no way I was gonna pick Patrick Swayze and I am SO over Zach Braff,
so I choose to be paired up with the Spock of our generation, Zachary
Quinto. I think we look great together. The suggestion came from Finn,
who suggested an actor from ‘Star Trek’ for almost everyone. Point for
Finn Kelly was probably given the widest assortment of celebrities to
choose from. No age, gender or puppet was safe from being suggested for
the wild and zany Finn Kelly. I think he made a great choice, however,
when he decided to just dance with Lady Gaga. Another point for me! I’m a
veritable fiddler on the roof. What? That joke doesn’t even work.
Lovely Roxy Taghavian is the next contestant on this sorted game show.
She chose someone I had never heard of before, but after some Google
image searching have decided is pretty cute. Her winner was Josh
Holloway, as supplied by Lisa. Point for Lisa Pinsky.
Ian Fraser went an entirely different route than his business partner,
Finn Kelly. He chose a woman who’s name has become synonymous with
smarts, sexiness and Portuguese Water Dogs. Setting his sights high, Ian
selected Michelle Obama as his mystery date.
Zach Chin, our developer and frequent blogger, decided to walk down the
runway of love with supermodel Heidi Klum. I did not suggest this one
(Lisa did), but I do think this is the BEST Photoshop of the bunch. They
really look great together. Point for Lisa.
Quite possibly the most plausible couple of the bunch, our sometimes
developer Gabe Smederson paired himself up with Ms. Natalie Portman.
They look so nice together, although I think Gabe is getting a big head
from hanging with such a famous chick. This expert match was provided by
ME! Another point in the Melanie bank.
Sasha Cox surprised everyone with her pick. Ok, well, not EVERYONE.
Mainly me because I was crossing my fingers that she would pick MY
suggestion. Instead, she made the choice to walk down the red carpet
with Christian Bale. MMmmmm…Batmaaaaaaaan. Point awarded to Roxy.
Andrew Stewart went the obvious route, and chose Salma Hayek. And by
‘obvious,’ I clearly mean ‘smoldering goddess of Latina hotness.’ This
feisty date was suggested by Finn – so point for him!
And rounding up this interesting game is our Gear and Assignment
Manager, Alli Ball. Not knowing much about pop culture, she made a wise
choice with the man who makes all ladies want to take a trip to
Australia, Wolverine. I mean – Hugh Jackman. I suggested this date, so
give me another point!
So, for those of you who have been keeping track, I WON! For real! I
won, I won, I won. I should have my own TV show on Bravo. I can sense
chemistry like an 8th grade science teacher. I am simply the best.
Better than all the rest. I’m so good that I’m dancing right now! Second
place went to Lisa and Roxy and Finn tied for third.
Also, we will be taking up a collection for me to take a class in
computer graphics. I want to learn how to blend layerrrrrrs!